Irony Alert!

[elfs]

This morning while driving to work, I drove up behind a beat-up Datsun from the last decade with a bumper sticker in the upper-right-hand corner of its hatchback window. It was a classic American sticker: the flag, and the phrase "These colors don't run."

Maybe not, but in her case, after having been exposed to the sunlight for Cthulhu knows how long, they sure have faded.