Elf Sternberg

Yes, everyone knows that all the factories are now Chinese. And since the Chinese are Communist (these days, for small values of "Communist", whereby they really mean "mostly Capitalist, but with all the personal-freedom denial of a Communist government, especially for poor people") therefore, all factories are Communist.

And storefronts are no longer either. We call them "malls" now. Maybe they have storefronts in China however, in which case we can also lump those in too. Not that we'll ever know, neither will 95% of the American population, so that's good enough.