Dear Hollywood: Stop raping my childhood. Again. KThxBye.

[elfs]

Dear Hollywood: Please stop raping my childhood, okay? The Transformers thing was fair, but GI Joe was so ultimately sad, and thank the Gods you never got as far as you wanted with Knight Rider. But The A-Team? Really? With Liam Neeson as Hannibal Smith?

At least Masters of the Universe had the finest homoerotic S&M flogging scene ever filmed for a children's movie.