elfs | Corporate Necrophilia Continues... (Reply)

Freshly sated from raping the corpse of Winnie The Pooh yet still uneasily dissatisfied, some git at the Walt Disney Corporation leaned back against his couch, lit up a doobie and turned on The Blue Lagoon. After the second roach burned his fingers, he freeze-frames the scene where the ten-year-old Richard climbs back into the boat with nothing but a pair of thin, wet cotton shorts clinging to his buttcheeks. One hand inside his boxers, he decided on his next victim: Tinkerbell needs a makeover and would look much better as a boyish clone of Peter Pan.

Tinkerbell does not need a goddamned makeover.

And no, USA-fucking-Today, this in not a "cool new look." This is an abuse of an entire generation's childhood memories.