Heard yesterday...

[elfs]

Unnamed Windows user: "Operating systems are like sex."

Unnamed Linux user: "In your case, that's probably true. Your favorite experiences happened when you paid for it."

Comments

[dougs.livejournal.com]

Many of my readers would enjoy this. May I repost, and should I attribute it to you?

[elfs.livejournal.com]

You may feel free to forward it, but I can't take credit for it.

[dougs.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[fayanora.livejournal.com]

"Not to mention the fact that the more popular your chosen OS is, the more likely you are to catch a virus...."
---aurictech, over at kengr's LJ

http://kengr.livejournal.com/740688.html?nc=3

[patcat.livejournal.com]

In Linux, a man(1) is invariably involved.
(Any port number in a storm.)