Insurance companies suck!
May. 11th, 2009 11:17 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I am so tempted to mail this to my former "benefits provider:"
Attention, "corporate service provider" schmucks! The following notice on your website is not only a sign of incompetence, assholiness, and a general lack of concern for your customer's well-being, at this point it indicates an almost dysfunctional malevolence on your part:
Hell, hire me.
Attention, "corporate service provider" schmucks! The following notice on your website is not only a sign of incompetence, assholiness, and a general lack of concern for your customer's well-being, at this point it indicates an almost dysfunctional malevolence on your part:
This site has been optimized for use with Microsoft Internet Explorer browser version 5.5 or higher.No, I won't check with Microsoft, as nobody in my house is running a Microsoft-based OS. It's all Macintosh and Linux here, guys. 22% of the home user market is now non-MS. You are failing one-fifth of your market. Your website doesn't work at all with Firefox, looks horrible in Safari, and boots users out the first time some MS-only exploit fails. Get yourself a better collection of designers and developers.
Please check with the Microsoft Website at www.microsoft.com for a browser upgrade.
Hell, hire me.
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Date: 2009-05-11 06:26 pm (UTC)Her: "Uh, Macintosh?"
PTB: "There's Mac IE."
Her: "Which is IE 5."
PTB: "Uh...."
OTOH, my company built a major intranet site (including access to benefits info) for a major, major internet company. We included compat testing for Mac and Windows IE, Firefox, Safari (this was pre-Chrome) and included a note that we can do Linux but it'll cost more. The client insisted we strip it down to IE because it's internal and they didn't want to pay that much. They also insisted we use some freeware components that only work in IE to save money.
Two days after launch: "The site doesn't work in Firefox!" *headdesk*
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Date: 2009-05-11 11:29 pm (UTC)I usually do this, though without the "hire me" bit, often I get apologetic emails, and promises that they are working to fix it.
In this case...
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Date: 2009-05-12 02:29 am (UTC)Ya never know...