I get notes from school

[elfs]

I got this notice today:

This is to verify that the school volunteer shown below has cleared the Washington State Patrol check through WATCH (Washington Access to Criminal History).

Below was my name and Yamaraashi-chan's school and such. I have to wonder just how effective the whole process is. I remember reading that in some school districts in the UK the volunteering process is so onerous, and the media so hysterical, that any man willing to go through the whole thing and get cleared to volunteer is viewed with suspicion. After all, if a man is willing to go through that much trouble, he must have an ulterior motive, right?