Elf Sternberg

In honor of the season, a few from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians:

"When she thinks about the mass media, she touches herself."
"Aw, Princess, who could hate you?"
"Billy, what's Vietnam?"
"You can see the headpiece draped over it!"
"It's the 'Jeopardy' theme in a minor key."
"I'd hate to meet Blinky on a dark night."
"Oh, he's just being obtuse."
"I can't fake-laugh anymore!"
"Now is the winter of our discontent."
"And they run through shoes like crazy."
"Dropo, you're the Gilligan of your generation."
"Nukular?!?"

OK, I'll stop now.